Saturday, September 19, 2026 · 9:30 AM · Conservatory of Flowers — 13.1 miles home. give or take ten years. ⏳ You won a war ⚔️🐴. Achilles you're not, but by the gods you're going to jog all 13.1 miles 🏃♂️💨 home. One problem: Poseidon 🔱🌊 is chasing you on foot,...